POW! BAM! BOOM!

The Cosmic Battle of the
Comedic Husband vs. the Hormonal Wife

It was a hot Sunday as we prepared for a family outing. I'm trying on a million one or two outfits and continuing my regular struggle of "pregnant or beer gut?"

I turn my back to my dear, sweet husband and ask him a question I ask all too often...

me: Honey, does this shirt make me look wide??

Chris doesn't miss a beat, and replies with a big smile on his face...

him: No, your belly does.

I spun around, slightly shocked that he would go there, but I'm overcome with laughter.

He's lucky I love him so much.
He's lucky I think he's one of the funniest people I know.
He's lucky that he defeated my potentially dangerous hormones.

If only he could be so lucky next time....